Getting random OC ideas out of nowhere and not being able to tell if you’re having a galaxy brain moment or if you’re just having Make More OC Blogs tier impulses for the 100th time this week 😔✊
@silverhearted-robin-hood said: Casually offers a hot dog slathered in lotion. "Mayo?" ((I'm so sorry, he's a bit feral))
After staring at the hot dog for a hot minute , she accepts it . Bringing it up to her nose to sniff it , she can confirm that the white , creamy substance on it was in fact lotion , just as her intuition had been screaming at her from the get - go . And yet , despite knowing full and well that the dog was covered in what could only be AVEENO DAILY MOISTURIZING LOTION WITH OAT FOR DRY SKIN , she looks him in the eyes and says ❝Thanks !❞ before biting a large chunk out of it , giving into wicked temptation . She can taste the soothing oatmeal and rich emollients , but her expression remains unfazed .
She looks him dead in the eyes throughout the entire experience , and once she finishes the wiener , she takes a sip of her MOUNTAIN DEW BAJA BLAST .
Before I pass out for the night I do wanna give like a small heads up that I’m gonna be moving Coco’s IC sideblog to its own blog, since I figured that would make things easier with separating my para writing and that one so I can go apeshit.
★ ANDREW HUSSIE IS A DICK AND WE DON'T RESPECT HIM HERE. My city now. Just wanna make that clear.
★ THIS BLOG IS NOT COMPLIANT WITH THE EPILOGUES, OR HOMESTUCK^2 LORE. I'm not against interacting with characters who were created for the Epilogues or ^2 ( i.e. Vriska Lalonde or Swifer Eggmop ) though.
★ I WILL NOT ROLEPLAY THEMES SUCH AS R*PE, PEDOPHILIA, OR INCEST, AND I’M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH FOLLOWING THOSE WHO DO. I’m fine with writing with muses that have gone through such, but I refuse to roleplay any of these situations between our muses.
★ DO NOT FOLLOW/INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU FOLLOW/INTERACT WITH JOC.EY AKA KAR.ISMATICKITTY.Here is the archived callout. Explicit sexual content involving minors is extremely distressing for me, a csa survivor, to see, as are those who excuse it. Interacting with those who know what she’s been doing and are perfectly okay with it isn’t any more comforting. If I accidentally followed you first and you still intend to interact with her, please hardblock me.
GENERAL
★ BASIC RP ETIQUETTE. No godmodding, metagaming, forcing ships, mun ≠ muse, etc.
★ THIS BLOG IS INDIE, meaning not affiliated with any roleplay groups, PRIVATE, meaning mutuals only, and SELECTIVE, meaning I don’t roleplay with everyone that comes my way ( though I’m not especially picky ).
★ IF I DO FOLLOW YOU, that makes it 100% certain that I want to interact with you ( even though I might be too anxious to make a move ).
★ I CAN HAVE TERRIBLE MEMORY !! If it’s been a long while since I’ve replied to a thread ( note that about two weeks is what I count as a long while ), feel free to poke me !
★ MULTI-MUSE, CROSSOVER, and of course VERY OC-FRIENDLY!
★ IF YOU UNFOLLOW ME AND WE WERE MUTUALS, PLEASE SOFTBLOCK ME if you’re doing so without messaging me about it. Otherwise I might get the impression that it was an accident or a Tumblr glitch, which'll make me unfollow and refollow to say "hey".
★ CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM is always welcome.
★ MUN IS ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM, has ADHD, and is mentally ill. Patience and understanding are highly appreciated.
RELATIONSHIPS
★ I’M ALL FOR PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS!! I can be a slow writer, which can sometimes make it take a good while for our muses to form a relationship via threading alone. If you feel like our muses would be enemies, friends, or anything along those lines, don’t be afraid to discuss it with me !!
★ I WILL ONLY SHIP COCO WITH 20+ MUSES WHO HAVE 18+ MUNS. Shipping with muns who are minors feels off and reminds me of creepy shit that went down when I was a minor, and Coco isn't interested in teens.
★ THIS BLOG IS MULTI-SHIP. All relationships will take place in their own separate universe unless stated otherwise in the case of a polyship, given Coco is polyam.
★ I’LL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT I’M A HUGE SAP FOR SHIPPING. Don’t be afraid to approach me on this! So long as we agree that our muses have chemistry, I doubt I’ll say no unless the ship has abusive dynamics, your muse is too young for her, or something similar.
★ DESPITE THE ABOVE POINTS, YOUR MUSE IS FREE TO FEEL HOWEVER THEY LIKE TOWARDS HER. I’m fine with one-sided feelings, just don’t try and manhandle me into making them an official couple if Coco just isn’t into them.
★ SMUT IS UNLIKELY, considering.
TAGGING
★ I TAG COMMON TRIGGERS BY DEFAULT and I will always check my followers’ blogs for anything they might need tagged. If you have anything that you’d like me to tag that isn’t listed on your blog, please let me know.
★ TRIGGERS/SQUICKS WILL BE TAGGED as “#(trigger/squick) //”.
★ PLEASE TAG IRL PEDOPHILIA, as in any kind of pedophilic activity occuring irl. This doesn't always trigger me, but it can make me deeply anxious on certain days. Please tag it as either "#irl pedophilia" or "#kefka don't look". Thank you !
★ TELL ME ASAP if I ever forget to tag something.
MUN
★ I’m Kefka!
★ I’m 24-years-old.
★ Nonbinary ( fem-aligned, they/them pronouns, although she/her is fine if we’re on good terms !)
★ Big ol’ horror, video game and on-and-off Homestuck enthusiast since its early days.
★ If we’ve been interacting for a while, feel free to ask for my Discord !!
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BASICS
FULL NAME: ████ ██████.
ALIAS: Coco Rockit.
BIRTH DATE: March 3rd.
AGE: 24.
GENDER: Nonbinary, fem-aligned.
PRONOUNS: She/her, they/them.
ORIENTATION: Bisexual, polyamorous.
SCREEN NAME: endoOsteologist.
TYPING STYLE: Standard capitalization save for the use of all caps for EMPHASIS, no punctuation at the end of statements unless using an exclamation point or question mark, uses uwu, owo, and :3 emotes along with their various variations, both ironically and earnestly *performs actions with asterisks*, and chatspeak ( i.e. lmao, u, abt, etc. ). Drops these quirks in favor of perfect grammar and syntax when upset or intending to treat the conversation with complete seriousness.
GOD ( TIER ) ATTIRE: A particularly fancy redesign of Sburb's original Heir outfit ( original by rumminov!!) .
VOICECLAIM: Exactly like someone you'd expect to say 'owo' out loud irl (senzawa).
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Stretch marks on inner thighs, birthmark on outer left thigh, greek foot, androgynous, baby-faced, has a tendency for ❛ raptor hands ❜ and toe-walking.
Being adopted by a woman obsessed with your ancestor's cosmically horrifying doctrine made for a far from ideal childhood, to say the least. When you weren't being forced to partake in your adoptive mother's less than gentle dark rituals, you sought solace in the bunker hidden underneath a frog lawn ornament some yards away from your home, sometimes for weeks at a time if you managed to be particularly stealthy. To substitute for human interaction, you would refurbish and cling to whatever sentient-esque technology you could get your hands on, be they AIBO Robot Dogs or the abandoned Rock-afire and Chuck E. Cheese animatronics you would 'borrow' from closed establishments. But even you would need interaction with more substance, and for what the cruel neighborhood children couldn't give you, for better or for worse, you took to the internet.
By the time the long awaited video game Sburb was released, you managed to accumulate enough friends to be included in a group session. And though the game itself turned out to be the catalyst for the fiery demise of Earth, you, your friends, and the other players who've successfully entered the Medium found yourselves on planets to call your own. Seven years later, after countless trials and tribulations through the game tailor-made to make its players grow, you bred the perfect Genesis Frog and would go on to create your very own new universe and your very own new Earth for you, your friends, and everybody you and they met along the way to inhabit. Yet, despite it all, despite having exploring nearly every planet and alternate universe of your session, despite having made an entire new universe ripe for the creation of new forms of life, you can't seem to shake the sense of emptiness. These days you tend to dedicate most of your waking hours mapping out universes both familiar and new, albeit incognito and pajama-clad.
"Your" universe is not like your own; not like the one you were born in. Deaths are haunting you in such a way that you cannot make room in your heart to feel attachment to what you've created. You swear you can still feel her hand on your shoulder, yet every time you look, there is only empty space, and the grief is suffocating. This world will be fine without you anyway, you reason.
And yet, no matter how far away you may warp, some days you'll feel an appendage squirming in your gut, hear whispers from the shadows, feel your lips babble in the tongue of the outer gods of their own volition, and give into the darkness once again.
OTHER DATA
★ Land of Plastic and Frogs ( LOPAF ). Gecko consorts. Echidna denizen.
★ Billybobkind strife specibi.
★ Jack-in-the-box fetch modus.
★ Prospit dreamer.
★ More TBA.
ABILITIES
★ Semi Immortality ( becomes ageless around 25, self-sustaining, will simply resurrect on the spot if killed unless her death is ❛ Just ❜ or ❛ Heroic ❜ ).
